what's up with my beard (37+ thoughts, from July 2019)

What’s up with Kiki’s beard tho? 37+ thoughts

Unsure if this is allowed on fb for some reason.

Key

top answers I BELIEVE are/can be true at the top (ordered too)

middle answers have some truth to it

bottom answers are just plain wrong, some may be funny, and some may have (some) true to your view, right? (random order)

(1) He doesn’t know why he would cut it

(2) He’s too unconcerned about what others think about such insignificant, superficial stuff to even care

(3) He recognizes it as a natural, God-given part of himself that’s fine as is

(4) He’s doing it for Venkateshwara / Spring / his birthday annual offering

(5) He’s non-conformist to societal norms or modern society’s values and way of life that does not have much life sense

(6) He’s been doing too much yoga or meditation

(7) He’s hoping women (especially less intuitive ones) won’t be attracted to him

(8) So he could write this and not be so admonished by his family (and some others)

(9) *from (11)…so he’s actually an ANTI-terrorist, and others that have been media-brainwashed against that type with the “terrorist” look will have to rethink

(10) He’s a psycho- or sociopath – he does have a history of mental illness you know

(11) He’s a terrorist, and has a history of opposition to the bad U.S. military for terrorizing others post 9/11…*

(12) He’s Father Nature

(13) He’s (trying to) prove his manlyhood in these unprecedented times with rise of women

(14) So he has enough time to make these dumb lists, but can’t spend a few minutes shaving?! Sheesh! get real man!

(15) He’s a wannabe Sikh, or, he wants to marry a Sikh girl

(16) He’s trying to grow more hair to make up for his baldness (or his girly name)

(17) He’s going for the wise sage look

(18) He’s going for the hippie commie look

(19) He just needs to be different, a stand out of the crowd rebel (maybe sexual niche tied)

(20) He needs to prove his heterosexuality

(21) He’s mentally ill or too mental to even care

(22) He hates his family (who would rather have him cut it)

(23) He wants to start/be a part of a/the trend

(24) He needs to show his over-nurturing mom that he’s not a baby any more

(25) ?He’s a vagabond, homeless, bum?

(26) He doesn’t have enough self-respect or doesn’t care about his body as much

(27) He love birds, and hates to see them nestless

(28) He’s just too lazy. Simple.

(29) He’s too full of himself and his thoughts like this here to change his look

(30) He’s a loser that’s been beaten (like in money or status) by a guy who shaves

(31) Who cares? Even if he shaved, he’d still be too ugly ‘n old… what?.. why see #7?

(32) ?He’s too cold?

(33) He doesn’t know how to cut it?

(34) He’s gotta ‘keep it real’

(35) ?Isn’t he the creative, artist type? Need I say more?

(36) He’s living life in the stone age anyway, might as well look the part, *^%&

(37) Isn’t it what Jesus would do?